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Randella LaKeitha Whoreton: For some reason I can't reblog Andy's reblogs, but lmao, yes, THIS. →

pervyrasslincaps:

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I’m assuming you’re talking about Article 1: Bros before hoes, when you say he broke The Bro Code.

But I took a few minutes to look back on things, and [John has] actually broken no less than seven rules.

  • Article 21: A bro never shares…

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des452:

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iamgvamor:

Wanted to make my first post fun, so here are some fun pics of an old meme I made in a minute because it was so easy and it features one of my favorite WWE superstars.

Hint: It’s John Cena…seriously…

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kittieofthestars:

I won’t lie, I stared at John’s butt for half the match.  If I’m ever having a bad day, thoughts of John Cena’s butt is my happy place.  My brother seems to think at Jericho is checking out John’s butt as well.

kittieofthestars:

I won’t lie, I stared at John’s butt for half the match.  If I’m ever having a bad day, thoughts of John Cena’s butt is my happy place.  My brother seems to think at Jericho is checking out John’s butt as well.

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puruszigglersexus:

Where is all this drool cuming from??!!

puruszigglersexus:

Where is all this drool cuming from??!!

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beyoncebeytwice:

john and his black friends discuss skipping school

this some illuminati type shit. i saw the hidden message

WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SO HILARIOUS

I DON’T FUCKING UNDERSTAND

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d3leted:

DEAD OMGGG

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The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

  • James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
  • Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
  • Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
  • Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
  • Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
  • Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
  • Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
  • Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
  • Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
  • Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
  • Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.

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pineappledean:

“It’s the Chicago FANDOM way!”

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riseabovehate17:

Man I miss CENTON :(

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